Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
At home watch TV Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV
But most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life
HP, if you don't pay, services terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
HP is cute, slim,curvy, portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least........
TV never get virus, but HP yes.......... have VIRUS............... once get it, then KONG (die from aids) .... so better choose TV ..... :)
